Lately, I have been having to make some pretty monumental choices in my life, and I’ve been spending countless hours thinking, debating and pacing. It’s getting to be pretty annoying and traumatic so I have had to find something else to do to occupy my time when I’m procrastinating . . . like I’m doing right now. But whatever, my entire life is one big mess of putting things off so it’s nothing new. I always ask myself these crazy “would you rather” questions inside my head during class when I can’t focus on what’s actually going on. While I can’t find an answer for many of them, there are some that I could answer without hesitation.
Here are my answers to some pretty standard “would you rather” questions, but ask yourself, which would you rather do?
-Would you rather always take a cold shower or sleep an hour less than you need to be fully rested?
COLD SHOWER easily practically nothing gets between me and my sleep.
-Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?
Never speak again because saying everything on my mind would fuck me over so badly
-Would you rather always lose or never play?
Always lose so then I can experience the game
-Would you rather be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?
Astronaut forever
-Would you rather be a tree or live in a tree?
Live in a tree no doubt, that would actually be amazing
-Would you rather be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?
Take back anything I say
-Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Hatefully remembered because then my life wasn’t worth nothing
-Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?
By myself, I hate pretending to be cordial to people who I hate so that just wouldn’t work
-Would you rather be the most popular or the smartest person you know?
The smartest person I know because to be popular is some fucking stupid label people put on others, while intelligence is actually worth something
-Would you rather eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?
LICK THE TELEPHONES
-Would you rather find true love or 10 million dollars?
True love though money would buy me temporary happiness
-Would you rather get even or get over it?
Definitely get even
-Would you rather go without television or junk food for the rest of your life?
Television, mostly because I can watch shows on my computer
-Would you rather sweat moderately but constantly 24 hours a day all over your body or have a metal pin in
your jaw that constantly picks up talk radio stations?
A metal pin because then I could listen to music all day err day
-Would you rather have to frolic or crawl everywhere you go?
Frolickers united
Here are my answers to some pretty standard “would you rather” questions, but ask yourself, which would you rather do?
-Would you rather always take a cold shower or sleep an hour less than you need to be fully rested?
COLD SHOWER easily practically nothing gets between me and my sleep.
-Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?
Never speak again because saying everything on my mind would fuck me over so badly
-Would you rather always lose or never play?
Always lose so then I can experience the game
-Would you rather be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?
Astronaut forever
-Would you rather be a tree or live in a tree?
Live in a tree no doubt, that would actually be amazing
-Would you rather be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?
Take back anything I say
-Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Hatefully remembered because then my life wasn’t worth nothing
-Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?
By myself, I hate pretending to be cordial to people who I hate so that just wouldn’t work
-Would you rather be the most popular or the smartest person you know?
The smartest person I know because to be popular is some fucking stupid label people put on others, while intelligence is actually worth something
-Would you rather eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?
LICK THE TELEPHONES
-Would you rather find true love or 10 million dollars?
True love though money would buy me temporary happiness
-Would you rather get even or get over it?
Definitely get even
-Would you rather go without television or junk food for the rest of your life?
Television, mostly because I can watch shows on my computer
-Would you rather sweat moderately but constantly 24 hours a day all over your body or have a metal pin in
your jaw that constantly picks up talk radio stations?
A metal pin because then I could listen to music all day err day
-Would you rather have to frolic or crawl everywhere you go?
Frolickers united
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ReplyDeleteduuhhh cause what would you do if there was a guy you liked and you wanted to take a walk with him...but you could only run? way too sweaty. and not even the good kind of sweaty. hehe.
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