Cocoa

Tehe. I feel like everywhere I go, everything revolves around unicorns. There are so many signs that promote unicorns, people are pretending to act like unicorns and my little sister can't stop drawing them in notebooks. My notebooks actually. Anyway, there are some insane people who try to make their horses look and act like unicorns to fulfill their weird fantasies. How can you act like a unicorn you may ask? Well, you must first pretend to have magical powers, throw sparkles everywhere and prance about like a musical theatre fairy. If you for some reason don't know what a unicorn is, it is a mythical creature, kind of like a horse, but it has a long, slender horn growing out of its forehead. In medieval folklore, the spiraled horn of a unicorn was called the alicorn, and was thought to neutralize poisons. Unicorns were also hunted for their horns, which were said to protect one against diseases, or, if made into a cup, would protect one form any poison that might have been added to their drink . . . weird. Creeps sold what they thought were unicorn horns at the time, but were actually selling narwall horns (narwalls are whales with large, horn-like tusks that swim in cold water.)I like unicorns, but not as much as Mexican food. Nothing beats Mexican food.

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Oh, avalanche in apartment B
All at once a weight dropped on me
Sweating at the bar fifteen minutes ago
We were yelling our heads off
Now I'm surrounded by snow

Reach up, cold air hits your hands
Snow packs like cement you can't stand
Remain calm while rescue makes plans
The earth must contract and expand