love line

This is my friend Holly's (Broth's) outlook on the qualities that every girl should look for in a guy. They are not in any order, so no, she is not shallow and decided to put looks as the first one. I mean we all need a little guidance with all these poser freaks, meat heads, and just overall douchey fucks roaming around.


1. LOOKS - don't judge. . . I'm not overly superficial, and I will take personality over appearance any day, but come on. You will NOT like a fat, sweaty, awkward boy even though he may be the coolest person ever. You have to be physically attracted to them too.


2. MANLY MEN - kind of like the old spice commercial, and I'm not talking about a buff guy who's interests range from hunting to football, I'm talking about a guy who doesn't act like a girl, who likes to take charge of situations, pays for you when you go out, doesn't know much about clothes, shoes, or nail polish, doesn't take things too personally like a girl, etc. ex. a manly guy who plays the piano for you is hot. A girly guy who plays the piano for you is lame, and you standing there watching him play is slightly uncomfortable. Unless you like those guys who blatantly freak out when something happens (lyke OMG) or moves his hips better than a black girl does.


3. SAME SENSE OF HUMOR - I will never never like a guy who doesn't think I'm funny. Because lets be serious now, I'm hilarious. Just kidding. However, I am immature and overly sarcastic, and I laugh at things most people don't laugh at. If you aren't funny or amusing, I might still like you, but not be completely interested.


4. INTERESTING - I cannot tell you how many guys I have known over the years that are adorable, smart, funny, and we have a lot in common, but that has no depth to him. I like guys who I can learn from, who has had life experiences; a guy who I can talk to for hours and never get bored, just because he is so goddamn interesting and easy to talk to.


5. MORALS - I will never possibly be able to like a guy who doesn't have some moral standards. I don't really care if you smoke, drink, get high, stay fly, do whatever. BUT if you are genuinely not a nice person, I will most likely not give you the time of day. I think its more admirable to be a good person than a badass (no matter how hot that badass might be) because in the long run, do you want a boyfriend that lies and treats other people like shit? Nahhh man.


She runs shit. Naw-meen?