Here are some thought provoking questions to ponder over the weekend . . .
- If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, then why are there locks on the doors?
- What do blind people see in their dreams?
- Can you get cornered in a round room?
- Why are you IN a movie, but ON TV?
- Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles?
- If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Why do banks put Braille on drive-thru bank machines?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
- Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
- If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
- Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
- What is the definition of the word 'dictionary' in a dictionary?
- What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, then why are there locks on the doors?
- What do blind people see in their dreams?
- Can you get cornered in a round room?
- Why are you IN a movie, but ON TV?
- Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles?
- If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Why do banks put Braille on drive-thru bank machines?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
- Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
- If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
- Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
- What is the definition of the word 'dictionary' in a dictionary?
- What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
ponder . . . ponder . . . ponder . . . ponder . . . ponder . . .
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